This post is all about my kitten Chloé's demolition mode, as mentioned previously :D
The daily routine of Chloé can be roughly summarized as follows:
One needs special expertise and practice to accurately determine the intensity of attack (ranging from no-nail-pounce to slaughter).
The following picture was taken moments before she unleashed demolition mode.
Although fatalities so far include only cockroaches, it is always better to be aware of Chloé's dispositions.
Best defense is to stay calm, trying not to provoke her.
Always stay alert. The transition to rage mode is too spontaneous. And even if you are alert, chances of survival are less in front of the kitten's tachyonic reflexes.
The daily routine of Chloé can be roughly summarized as follows:
One needs special expertise and practice to accurately determine the intensity of attack (ranging from no-nail-pounce to slaughter).
The following picture was taken moments before she unleashed demolition mode.
The depth of rage is often reflected directly in the eyes |
Although fatalities so far include only cockroaches, it is always better to be aware of Chloé's dispositions.
Best defense is to stay calm, trying not to provoke her.
Always stay alert. The transition to rage mode is too spontaneous. And even if you are alert, chances of survival are less in front of the kitten's tachyonic reflexes.
Unpredictability - evil plans might be hatching in that feline brain |
Wrath - no escape |
Innocence - deep beyond the claws of steel lies a sleepy kitteh |
And when you endure all the violence, she sleeps.
And when she sleeps, god's light shines upon her.
Until she wakes up again.
hahaha... adorable!
ReplyDeleteHey bring over your kitten to the place where all lovely pets meet!
ReplyDeleteWoof woof
from Bozo
Pets forever
that's a cute tri-color cat. i also have one, Artemis II Kikuraides, a long hair domestic. Currently sleeping next to me :P
ReplyDelete@ Shadow
ReplyDeleteI had a long haired snow-white kitty, but lost her many years back :-/
Chloé is but fun enough! Such a lively lovely girl she is!
Dear et; Something bad happened. Suddenly today, your Penciling template got errors and as a guy who know nothing about programming I HAD to change to another blogger template or risk losing my blog.
ReplyDeletePity, I love that template :(
Adorable kitten and an equally adorable post. Loved it! Story of my day-to-day life as well. I absolutely love cats.
ReplyDeleteYou might like reading my post about why I love these beautiful little creatures :)
http://akkishaki.blogspot.com/2011/12/i-am-cat-lover-and-i-am-proud_03.html
Et. I am truly touched that you are keeping the kittehz so so well. Mwuah to Chloé! :)
ReplyDelete